Willow’s Size Normal

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Bitchy models. Ostrich boots. Gastric bypass. This is Willow’s Size Normal. Former model Willow is old and fat. No wonder she’s a has-been in the fashion industry! But she’s got a plan, and it starts with a new look. Weight loss surgery to the rescue! The fat melts away and lost fans love her again. Then her hair falls out. There’s worse to come. Now she’ll find out surgery wasn’t a miracle cure. It won’t save her. It might kill her.

How NOT To…Publish

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Finally, the book no one was waiting for! Zada Green’s How NOT To…Publish. Authors, are you Silvia Sloth or Rachel Redraft? Readers, are you Samuel Snob or Harper High Rating? Editors, are you Fabio Fad or Renee Rewrite? Here’s THE guide to personalities that’ll kill publishing careers before they even start. If you relate to them, you’re in trouble…